I made a game.
It has a wicked and entirely unlicensed soundtrack, and is a collaborative effort. These are probably the only good things about it, save for the length.
Play it at your peril. Needless to say I am the butt of many jokes.
Here's what the developers of the game are already saying about it:
"It's a massive orgy corroborating existentialist tangents delivering a cathartic experience."
Play 'Tom in Wonderland' and find out whether or not I'll ever be a rockstar.